Funny Quotes For Sickness

That is kind of a strange title, I know; but, my family and I are deep in the throes of the yuck monster and it is all my snot-filled head could come up with. I figures if I could find Funny Quotes For Sickness, then maybe I would get a good chuckle and everyone knows…

Laughter is the best medicine!

I mean I literally feel like my body is at war with itself, and I understand why my husband who gave this dreaded disease to us wanted me to grant him a wish of a claw hammer to the base of his skull. I declined, cause then he would be dead, and I would have to clean up the mess. This next funny quote reminded me of the situation.

demon sickness

I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better. ~ Samuel Butler

We have been coughing non-stop. I found this on the internet as a quasi cure –

You have a cough? Go home tonight; eat a whole box of Ex-Lax – tomorrow you’ll be afraid to cough.~ Pearl Williams

quotes to cough byDo you catch my drift? We are feeling ill. The headaches are horrendous especially with one whiny husband and two whiny kids to care for while I have a 102 fever (and yes I have not stopped blogging – an illness all on it’s own) I think the below image says it all! I adapted from 5minutesfrommom‘s picture.

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So, we sit at home and wait it out because of this awesome yet scary quote I found:

It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class. ~ Unknown

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