“There’s no half-singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.”
“Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.”
“Looking for a knife? Try my back, that’s where I’ve last seen it.”
“Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.”
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