Funny Quotes To Make You Laugh

640Kb ought to be enough for anybody. Bill Gates

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. Groucho Marx

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Mark Twain

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. GeorgeCarlen

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. W. C. Fields