I am running out of things to say which my wife says is a lie. I do not know how she blogs all the time. How can she write so much? I have only written a few times and I am done talking.

  • I am on a diet.
  • It is called Nutrisystem.
  • I eat food they send me.
  • The food is good.
  • I used to weigh a lot more than I did.
  • My wife yells at me to tell you what I weighed and what I weight now, but do you care?
  • She said you do because that is the point of the post. Maybe if I keep telling her stuff she will yell at me what to write and I will write that. So I weighed 310 and now I weigh 281.0 with the dumb decimal.
  • My pants are falling down at work. I do not like my belt so I do not wear it. My wife says I need to.
  • She told me not to write nonsense and to write about something important so…

IMPORTANT: @Nutrisystem has been holding a Monday Inspirational Word of the Day Twitter challenge each Monday. This morning the tweet was, “2day’s word of the day is “#NSDelicious” 

My tweet is “@Nutrisystem The mint patty is #NSDelicious!” Will someone tweet that for me. I do not and never will have a Twitter account.

So, do you want to lose weight and get healthy on Nutrisystem? Join today by calling 1-888-853-4689 or by visiting http://www.nutrisystem.com/nsblog

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