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Funny Quotes For Sickness

That is kind of a strange title, I know; but, my family and I are deep in the throes of the yuck monster and it is all my snot-filled head could come up with. I figures if I could find Funny Quotes For Sickness, then maybe I would get a good chuckle and everyone knows…

Laughter is the best medicine!

I mean I literally feel like my body is at war with itself, and I understand why my husband who gave this dreaded disease to us wanted me to grant him a wish of a claw hammer to the base of his skull. I declined, cause then he would be dead, and I would have to clean up the mess. This next funny quote reminded me of the situation.

I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better. ~ Samuel Butler

We have been coughing non-stop. I found this on the internet as a quasi cure –

You have a cough? Go home tonight; eat a whole box of Ex-Lax – tomorrow you’ll be afraid to cough.~ Pearl Williams

Do you catch my drift? We are feeling ill. The headaches are horrendous especially with one whiny husband and two whiny kids to care for while I have a 102 fever (and yes I have not stopped blogging – an illness all on it’s own) I think the below image says it all! I adapted from 5minutesfrommom‘s picture.

So, we sit at home and wait it out because of this awesome yet scary quote I found:

It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class. ~ Unknown