“Dog days of summer are approaching.”

“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”

        – Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

“If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn?”

– Jeff Dunham

“If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is “God is crying.” And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is “Probably because of something you did.”

 – Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Saturday Silly’s Funny Quotes and Pictures

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