“Dog days of summer are approaching.”
“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”
– Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
“If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn?”
– Jeff Dunham
“If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is “God is crying.” And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is “Probably because of something you did.”
– Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Saturday Silly’s Funny Quotes and Pictures
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